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... wallpaper paste. I had been ingesting wallpaper paste because I had heard that it gives the ability to climb walls like Spiderman. But I think I overdid it.Entry ID: 252
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @1:31am
By the same token, eating 10 packs of super noodles should transform a person into superman. Wonder woman obtained her powers byEntry ID: 253
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @9:28am
ordering them off an Internet website. The costume came free, with the treatment but there were some unfortunate side effects such asEntry ID: 254
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @6:00pm
only being able to speak in Guatemalan. This is because the previous owner was Edwardo the Snake Rangler. Whilst he had hoped to be a charmer, he had learnt hisEntry ID: 255
Author: Gobber the Belch1
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @6:58pm
trade at a local Dixons which, as you can imagine, did not set him up well for the world of angry snakes in bags. He oftenEntry ID: 256
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @7:36pm
shaved his eyebrows to help him in his attempts, until someone pointed out to him that this wouldn't make any difference. Snake wrangling was still a better joEntry ID: 257
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @8:25pm
b than Estate Agent, although both involve slimey cold blooded reptiles. It was whilst standing at the train station, on a dreary cold winter's day that sheEntry ID: 258
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @8:52pm
had her first encounter with a oozing green eel. It slithered up her and bit deep into her shoulder. It hung on for two years, surviving by drinking herEntry ID: 259
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @10:23pm
blood which contained a high proportion of monosodium glutamate, which was rather odd. Still, it helped them both with regards to theirEntry ID: 260
Author: An Eclectic Jesus
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @10:34pm
bowel movements. It became clear that this was no ordinary problem and a cure had to be found. It was decided that Dr.Entry ID: 261
Author: Stemily
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Mar 06 @11:28pm
Pepper would do the trick; a can of that sugary goodness was bound to get his digestion back on track. So they embarked on an epic quest to find theEntry ID: 262
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Fri, 24th Mar 06 @9:30am
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