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... ter down his underpants. Clever, but this didn't thwart the Crimson Chin. Quick as a flash, the chinster noticed his odd behaviour and chinned the hapless MP offEntry ID: 300
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 4th Apr 06 @11:32am
, who then squealed like a burning fairy. This drew Crimson Chins attention, and while he was distracted the librarian sucker punched him in his weak spot;Entry ID: 301
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Tue, 4th Apr 06 @7:32pm
his third eye. The chinmeister fell to floor in agony. He had now lost all sense of 4D space in time and everything looked horriblyEntry ID: 302
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 6th Apr 06 @1:41pm
pink and fluffy! It seemed that the world around him had shifted into another dimension, one whereEntry ID: 303
Author: Sarah
Date & Time: Thu, 6th Apr 06 @3:40pm
electric weasels jetted through the sky, and colours weaved around randomly as if in a LSD induced hallucination. This rather bizzare change in fortunes hadEntry ID: 304
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 6th Apr 06 @5:35pm
been caused through mixing Absinthe with a particularly ripe Camembert. In fact electric weasels should never mix cheese with alcohol as it always ends with inEntry ID: 305
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Fri, 7th Apr 06 @6:51pm
coherent squeaking and a hoe down. This particular form of dancing is the mating ritual of the electric weasel and nearly always ends up withEntry ID: 306
Author: stemily2k
Date & Time: Fri, 7th Apr 06 @7:29pm
a small child being injured or a large hag fish being cooked. Electric weasels are very careless about collateral damage caused by their mating rites andEntry ID: 307
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Fri, 7th Apr 06 @9:07pm
live in shoes over christmas becauseEntry ID: 308
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @1:06am
all the inns are full. As everyone is aware, the holy trinity consists of the Electric, Erotic and Eclectic Jesus. However, there is an intense rivalry betweenEntry ID: 309
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @10:51am
the sleeches and the Jesii. It was the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. However, sleeches are poorly equiped in the department ofEntry ID: 310
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @7:02pm
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