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... , the Cornish comedian, was not so lucky. The oncoming implement smashed into his chest, impaling him to a near by benchEntry ID: 164
Author: Clur
Date & Time: Thu, 16th Feb 06 @9:12pm
that marked the spot of the first alien landing in Lancaster. The day they abducted Phil went down in history forEntry ID: 165
Author: Helsbels
Date & Time: Thu, 16th Feb 06 @9:35pm
the longest ever probing session. Eventually the aliens became despondent when he pointed out their futile business model. They started data harvestingEntry ID: 166
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 16th Feb 06 @10:25pm
to feed the alien babies, Phil and Will junior. The data is full of protein enabling the kids to grow particularly largeEntry ID: 167
Author: Helsbels
Date & Time: Fri, 17th Feb 06 @4:43pm
and uncommonly hairy which is particularly unfortunate as alien babies tend to ooze large amounts of intergalactic snot from their 45 nostrils. I therefore setEntry ID: 168
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Fri, 17th Feb 06 @6:00pm
my laser gun from stun to kill, and let them have it with both barrels. They dropped faster than a tarts knickers and IEntry ID: 169
Author: Clur
Date & Time: Fri, 17th Feb 06 @8:14pm
took pleasure in scalping the little blighters. After my adventures in space I travelled back home to the planet earth, and sought comfort inEntry ID: 170
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Mon, 20th Feb 06 @9:18am
ASDA. My clothes had become strangely scratchy in space and needed a good hot wash with some fabric softener. This done, I felt able to faceEntry ID: 171
Author: Clur
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Feb 06 @1:25pm
upside down and practise my new kung fu move, the death spin. The moves are similar to that of the locomotion by Kylie but the results can causeEntry ID: 172
Author: Helsbels
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Feb 06 @2:52pm
excessive chafing around the thighs if your lycra bodysuit does not fit like a glove. This was all bye the bye as I had in fact given such activities up toEntry ID: 173
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Feb 06 @3:58pm
pursue my career in espionage. When going incognito, I like to don a gingerEntry ID: 174
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Feb 06 @10:21pm
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