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... I accidentally slipped my board into a very distraught young baboon. He was not pleased. In fact he even attempted to clawEntry ID: 332
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Sat, 15th Apr 06 @5:48pm
my face off in a fit of surfboard induced madness. He missed as he was a blind baboon called Stevie, good pianist though. I did need to hit the waves thoughEntry ID: 333
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sat, 15th Apr 06 @5:58pm
, so I strapped the board to my Gopod, set the fusion engines to maximum power and reached the shores of Clacton-On-Sea in 2.3 seconds. Unfortunately, I'd leftEntry ID: 334
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sun, 16th Apr 06 @10:45am
my basil at home. How could I surf when I didn't have any herbs? This was a crazy situation that perplexed me deeply, until I realised that I could hunt for poEntry ID: 335
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Sun, 16th Apr 06 @6:22pm
lo's which I could then use to attract the Basil man with. It was a genius plan which could not fail. I grabbed my machine gun and a bag of C4 and started toEntry ID: 336
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 18th Apr 06 @8:48pm
boogie. After I'd finished, I went in search of the Basil man - who was thought to originate from a planet other than our own. As an advanced life-formEntry ID: 337
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 18th Apr 06 @9:55pm
with a penchant for goat lactose. This meant he never travelled beyond the Midlands as the majority of people in the North have never had a goats cheese rouladeEntry ID: 338
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Wed, 19th Apr 06 @12:33pm
because northerners are savvy and know what tastes right proper good our lad. So I headed south to find the enigmatic basil man who was also rumored toEntry ID: 339
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @3:56pm
be dead. Well if he was it would be a short search, and maybe I could find a nice goth girl in a cemetery in Bognor Regis at the same time. I decided to put onEntry ID: 340
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @4:53pm
my hydraulic exoskeleton and tucked myself up in bed. That night I dreamt ofEntry ID: 341
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @5:22pm
purple turtles screaming at a man named Marshall. I believe he was a Cambridge City FC goalie and was very frightened of those amphibious creatures. My exoEntry ID: 342
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @5:34pm
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