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... was 6,000 miles away exploring the lost city of the Incas. He was feeling particularly pleased with himself that day as many local peasants had commentedEntry ID: 230
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @9:12am
on his new tie he had purchased from Top Shop. It cost him an arm and a leg too, which explained the hobble,Entry ID: 231
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @6:52pm
and his inability to tie his own tie. He had to have his mother tie it for him but that stopped when she lost most of her fingers down the sink. So he now hadEntry ID: 232
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @9:09pm
to ask the village tie elder to perform the summoning of The Mighty Voldan, demon of neck apparel, to come forth and provide him with the gift. He would thus haveEntry ID: 233
Author: Gobber the Belch
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @9:40pm
the power to not only tie his tie, but he gained the abilty to talk with the squirrels as they make ties out of other squirrels and sell them to the tourists ofEntry ID: 234
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:07pm
Bolton. The squirrels found it hard to understand his use of the archaic form of the squirrel language - invented by the red squirrels of britain before theyEntry ID: 235
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:35pm
had to hide from the grey ones, some say they get eaten by them, the truth on the other hand is much much worse. instead theyEntry ID: 236
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:39pm
they were abducted for secret experiments and were probed heavily. The results were a freak kind of were-squirrel with a voracious appetite forEntry ID: 237
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:49pm
backed beans and chilli kebabs. Although attempts to hide them in the winter months tended to end withEntry ID: 238
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:51pm
disaster as the rare kind of "Backed Beans" were hard to come by. They solved the problem by making them in to baked beans and stored them in cans. This had aEntry ID: 239
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:59pm
massive effect on the employment of John Thwiggins who was employed to label the "Backed Beans", but being a bit mentaly challenged could not spell backed soEntry ID: 240
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @11:03pm
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