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... nut perched on top of a strawberry blonde wig. The disguise worked well until the biscuit fell off mid operation, resulting inEntry ID: 176
Author: MiracleMaxx
Date & Time: Wed, 22nd Feb 06 @12:53pm
a trail of crumbs which allowed Hansel and Gretel to return safely to their home at the edge of the woods. I had never trusted small children in lederhosen soEntry ID: 177
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Fri, 24th Feb 06 @2:00pm
I locked them in the cupboard under the stairs. Childline don't like it, but sometimes, mother does know best. After 6 daysEntry ID: 178
Author: Clur
Date & Time: Fri, 24th Feb 06 @10:45pm
I fed them all a wholesome bowl of gruel flavoured with essence of shrew. I had gained quite a reputation in the village for my eccentricity, butEntry ID: 179
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sat, 25th Feb 06 @7:16pm
this was primarily because of my ponchant for pig wrestling wearing just my tighty whities in the front garden. None of this explained why the vicar had givenEntry ID: 180
Author: snotlout
Date & Time: Mon, 27th Feb 06 @6:36pm
the bishop a damn good bashing but at least he looked a little more relaxed for his afternoon service. Later that evening the bewildered bishopEntry ID: 181
Author: MiracleMaxx
Date & Time: Wed, 1st Mar 06 @1:36pm
contemplated the day's events - it had all been quite traumatic. If there was a God, he was cruel. He denounced his faith there and then and sought Dr. ForbesEntry ID: 182
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 1st Mar 06 @2:23pm
and his bag of magic mushrooms. A quick brew from the hallucinogenic fungi would fill my heart with joy and free me from burden of religious strife. I thrust outEntry ID: 183
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Wed, 1st Mar 06 @4:20pm
my manly chest, on which I prided myself, and took another bite. I really was starting to feel betterEntry ID: 184
Author: Sarah
Date & Time: Thu, 2nd Mar 06 @10:43pm
so much so, that I stripped off my restrictive lederhosen, oiled my loins, and headed for the local lido. The ladies of Bavaria had better watch out becauseEntry ID: 185
Author: sabrinatheteenagewitch
Date & Time: Fri, 3rd Mar 06 @9:51pm
I had the appetite of a sexual tyrannosaurus and I was in need of some lovin'. Unfortunately, I had failed to consider it was the coldest winter on record and myEntry ID: 186
Author: my name is earl
Date & Time: Fri, 3rd Mar 06 @10:10pm

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