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... I fed them all a wholesome bowl of gruel flavoured with essence of shrew. I had gained quite a reputation in the village for my eccentricity, butEntry ID: 179
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sat, 25th Feb 06 @7:16pm
this was primarily because of my ponchant for pig wrestling wearing just my tighty whities in the front garden. None of this explained why the vicar had givenEntry ID: 180
Author: snotlout
Date & Time: Mon, 27th Feb 06 @6:36pm
the bishop a damn good bashing but at least he looked a little more relaxed for his afternoon service. Later that evening the bewildered bishopEntry ID: 181
Author: MiracleMaxx
Date & Time: Wed, 1st Mar 06 @1:36pm
contemplated the day's events - it had all been quite traumatic. If there was a God, he was cruel. He denounced his faith there and then and sought Dr. ForbesEntry ID: 182
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 1st Mar 06 @2:23pm
and his bag of magic mushrooms. A quick brew from the hallucinogenic fungi would fill my heart with joy and free me from burden of religious strife. I thrust outEntry ID: 183
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Wed, 1st Mar 06 @4:20pm
my manly chest, on which I prided myself, and took another bite. I really was starting to feel betterEntry ID: 184
Author: Sarah
Date & Time: Thu, 2nd Mar 06 @10:43pm
so much so, that I stripped off my restrictive lederhosen, oiled my loins, and headed for the local lido. The ladies of Bavaria had better watch out becauseEntry ID: 185
Author: sabrinatheteenagewitch
Date & Time: Fri, 3rd Mar 06 @9:51pm
I had the appetite of a sexual tyrannosaurus and I was in need of some lovin'. Unfortunately, I had failed to consider it was the coldest winter on record and myEntry ID: 186
Author: my name is earl
Date & Time: Fri, 3rd Mar 06 @10:10pm
cojones were a visual testament to the chill factor. Thankfully, I had remembered to pack a blow torch into my rucsack that day. I quicklyEntry ID: 187
Author: Jolly Green Giant
Date & Time: Fri, 3rd Mar 06 @10:30pm
constructed a small hot water system to warm my nether regions from pipes I found in a conveniently parked van belonging to a small Italian plumber with a bigEntry ID: 188
Author: my name is earl
Date & Time: Sat, 4th Mar 06 @4:22pm
wrench. The Italian plumber then began to talk at length about how he cunningly smuggles drugs in his colostimy bag to confuse the customs dogs. When he wasEntry ID: 189
Author: Rich
Date & Time: Sun, 5th Mar 06 @2:23pm
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