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... Sting and Mrs Sting as the tended to engage in mammoth sessions of tantric sex whilst yodelling the entire sound track of Desperado. They also gave mysticEntry ID: 396
Author: fat bob
Date & Time: Wed, 31st May 06 @7:47pm
meg an unsharpened pencil, which she used to fill out a form for unemployment benefit. She sits at home eating ice-cream and flicking herself off to TrishaEntry ID: 397
Author: modern drunkard magazine
Date & Time: Fri, 2nd Jun 06 @3:48pm
Goddard, whom she admired a great deal. Her patronising tone, and condescending attitude made her feelEntry ID: 398
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Fri, 2nd Jun 06 @10:42pm
like the littlest hobo. Which was to say, she felt like a tiny, dirty tramp with no prospects. She liked Trisha because she had Stockholm Syndrome from when sheEntry ID: 399
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Mon, 5th Jun 06 @3:35pm
was kidnapped by a partisan group who's main objective is to reform the continents into one giant landmass and declare turnips as the national vegetable. BunioEntry ID: 400
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 7th Jun 06 @9:07am
ns prevented them from actually doing anything about it as their feet were much too sore to leave the house. They were thus scouring Ebay for enough cheap SegwaysEntry ID: 401
Author: fat bob
Date & Time: Thu, 8th Jun 06 @3:16am
proved fruitless because Segways are stupid and expensive and can be built at home for a fraction of the price, as can self-balncing, motorized uni-cyclesEntry ID: 402
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 8th Jun 06 @11:38am
with psychotic cyborg clowns attached to them. It is imperative to ensure that cyborg clowns ride on *self-balancing* uni-cylcles because otherwiseEntry ID: 403
Author: cirrus
Date & Time: Thu, 8th Jun 06 @3:31pm
they become ecstatically happy. Eventually, the clowns are so cheerful, they are unable to perform their jobs - which is too scare the crap out of everybody andEntry ID: 404
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 8th Jun 06 @9:22pm
perform the bizarre rituals of Morris dancing. To a large extent his appears to be done by becoming an accountant, growing a beard, and insisting on extollingEntry ID: 405
Author: fat bob
Date & Time: Fri, 9th Jun 06 @3:55am
the virtues of strapping jingle bells to your socks and waving hankies at other grown men in a camp, limp-wristed manner. Still, it beatsEntry ID: 406
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 13th Jun 06 @11:44am

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