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... cutting off the whole of his upper lip. However, by attaching extensions to his nose-hair, he could simulate the appearance ofEntry ID: 191
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sun, 5th Mar 06 @8:24pm
Margaret Thatcher. Maggie saw the imposter posing as her on Question Time whilst she was at home brewing up a potion from eye of Newt and testicle ofEntry ID: 192
Author: Clause IV
Date & Time: Sun, 5th Mar 06 @10:38pm
Norman. The resultant concoction turned her into 'the Iron Lady', a super hero with handbagging powers the world had seldom seen. The plumbing imposterEntry ID: 193
Author: MiracleMaxx
Date & Time: Mon, 6th Mar 06 @8:34am
didn't stand a chance. Witnesses to the event will never forget the brutal nature of Maggie's perfectly aimed strikes to Mario's backside. The swelling was immenseEntry ID: 194
Author: Grim Reaper
Date & Time: Tue, 7th Mar 06 @11:10am
and only a firm rub down with hot soapy lather from the skilled hands of immense Turkish masseuse prevented it from being amputated. All that from a small quipEntry ID: 195
Author: my name is earl
Date & Time: Tue, 7th Mar 06 @9:16pm
about the price of bread. Beryl set about investigating the circumstances in which the death occured. Her only clue wasEntry ID: 196
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 8th Mar 06 @12:07pm
a soggy pair of clogs and some Branston pickle. Given these clues, Beryl deduced that the man died from a severeEntry ID: 197
Author: Stemily
Date & Time: Wed, 8th Mar 06 @5:30pm
head injury from a proponent of the ancient Yorkshire martial art of Cheese and Pickle Ninja Storm. The cult of CPNS were renowned for their strange ritualsEntry ID: 198
Author: Gobber the Belch
Date & Time: Wed, 8th Mar 06 @7:34pm
involving a jar of Branston, a lump of stilton and a set of polished nunchucks. Few dwarfs passed the initiation, as theEntry ID: 199
Author: Sheep Worrier
Date & Time: Wed, 8th Mar 06 @8:46pm
rules stipulated a height restriction of 1.4 meters and taller. The dejected dwarfs (and midgets for PC sake) went on a riotous rampage, burningEntry ID: 200
Author: MiracleMaxx
Date & Time: Thu, 9th Mar 06 @12:20pm
anything they could reach - small dogs, the homeless, other dwarves etc. The police had a tough time catching the little folk as they had oiled themselves withEntry ID: 201
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 9th Mar 06 @6:45pm

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