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... cannot pass. Oddly enough, there was a brief musical interlude at this point and people stopped for snacks and a refreshing beverage. Afterwards, things resumedEntry ID: 429
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Jul 06 @10:09am
in a way similar to how the French engaged the Germans, by trying not to trip over their discarded rifles as they fled. Of course, these were troubling times soEntry ID: 430
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Tue, 25th Jul 06 @12:53pm
best not to dwell on past misdemeanours and continue plundering the South Seas in search of the Treasure of Norbet Thompson the gayest privateer ever to stepEntry ID: 431
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Fri, 4th Aug 06 @11:07am
out of the closet. Obviously, Norbet's sexuallity led to much innuendo amongst the crew. For example, walking Norbet's plank took on a whole new meaning, as dEntry ID: 432
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Fri, 4th Aug 06 @12:20pm
id 'burying the treasure' and a 'flogging by the Boson'. Still Norbert was not the only gay pirate and he was no where near a camp as Lavender Beard or Phil theEntry ID: 433
Author: scooby snack
Date & Time: Fri, 4th Aug 06 @12:57pm
Queer. It wasn't the most imaginitive name but pirates are commonly too drunk to spend too much time thinking up names. They drink like men ought to and don'tEntry ID: 434
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Wed, 9th Aug 06 @6:06pm
stop until someone loses and eye, hence the number of eye patches evident amongst privateers. There is no standard method in which the eye is lost but some ofEntry ID: 435
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Thu, 10th Aug 06 @12:08pm
the pirates become irate at any rate. One pirate ate his eye with some fava beans and a light chiante. Another,Entry ID: 436
Author: Chip
Date & Time: Wed, 16th Aug 06 @6:32pm
hid in a small barrel until his demands were met. And this little pirate had roast beef, and this little pirate had none. Only James T Kirk could save them nowEntry ID: 437
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Fri, 25th Aug 06 @3:24pm
So Cpt Kirk called up the Enterprise as well as Zap Brannigan to help bring the pirates to justice. They both busted out their lasers only to find a sea monsterEntry ID: 438
Author: John Woo
Date & Time: Sat, 26th Aug 06 @6:20pm
with a penchant for eating washed up seventies TV stars with bad hair pieces. They were thus eaten and so the lovely Pirates were free to plunder and pillageEntry ID: 439
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Tue, 29th Aug 06 @5:01pm

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