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... which, in hindsight, he realised was a huge mistake. A small robotic dog makes a poor hand substitute. Still, at least he still had hisEntry ID: 284
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 28th Mar 06 @7:16pm
pet echidna Alfonso to help out around the house. Alfonso made a very good au-pair substitute apart from forming a rather unnatural attachment to Dr Forbes'Entry ID: 285
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Tue, 28th Mar 06 @9:11pm
winkle collection. Those little shellfish captivated Alfonso in a way which meant that he could no longer paint portraits of the beautiful Mrs. Jones who wasEntry ID: 286
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 28th Mar 06 @9:54pm
nude and in a bath full of hot, steamy, shimmering custard. She was trying to get Alfonso's attention, but the damn shellfish were riding bikes in bikinis agaiEntry ID: 287
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Wed, 29th Mar 06 @9:11pm
nst the current and were having one hell of a time doing so. Even nude women bathing in custard can't compete with that. So it was decided to have AlfonsoEntry ID: 288
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Wed, 29th Mar 06 @9:23pm
crowned as King Alfonso of Denmark. As you can't have too much of a good thing, his first royal decree ordered all Danish chicks to bathe in custard anyway. Plop!Entry ID: 289
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 29th Mar 06 @11:07pm
Was the sound made by a small child when he witnessed that his new king was an echidna. He found it rather remarkable thatEntry ID: 290
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Fri, 31st Mar 06 @2:42am
a Scandinavian nation would really wish to place their future in the claws of an Antipodean egg laying marsupial. Still he couldn't be worse than the electricEntry ID: 291
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @11:10am
salmon that ruled over large parts of Africa before being eaten accidently during a revolt. Still at leastEntry ID: 292
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @4:14pm
the Marquis de Zambia was not eaten, he was the king's main man although he was a giraffe. However he was set on fire in an unfortunateEntry ID: 293
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @6:02pm
forrest fire caused by a rampage of burning hell maggots. It was a spectacle to behold indeed. The Earl of Lincolnshire flew past in his Gopod just asEntry ID: 294
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @8:58pm
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